Take a good look at this family. Come to think of it you better not. This portrait was photographed on July 4th 1928 as the verso inscription indicates. Let me state it is the wedding of all Hillbilly wedding's, the Mother Ship of incest. Upon not so careful examination of the portrait there is no way the bride in question does adorn one of those fake nose and glasses? And the groom… who does an excellent Icabob Crane, borrowed his tux from the tomb of Lincoln. My favorite cast member in this horrific gene pool is the demented looking Santa on the far left corner of the portrait. I would wager he picked a mean Banjo duet at the wedding. Heck… I bet he played a banjo with Ned Beatty among other activities prior to the wedding. And what in the name of Bozo is the minister wearing on his head? Now we know the couple where Chucky was spawned from. A postcard every white water rafter should have pinned to their life jacket.